Ready to take DICtation ma'am

Hello, boss! I’m the new IT “guy!” My name’s is Elaine. The girls, and I mean ALL the girls, you naughty boy, you, have been telling me all about you and, well, it’s got me worked up. Since, according to them, we’re gonna do it, a lot of it, and very often, perhaps we should just start now. So, if you’ll do the honors and lock the door…